Looking for trouble

3liza:

3liza:

you gotta hand it to humans for creating Dog. what a cool animal. every time i look at this huge dopey carnivore that lives in my house without destroying my furniture, killing me or shitting everywhere i appreciate the millennia of work that went into turning a wild apex predator into this little guy who goes around with a squeaky rubber hamburger and looks at me when there are fireworks so i can say “its ok, dont worry about it”, and his whole body relaxes and he says “harrumph” like a fifty year old man and gets comfortable again on the floor.

to everyone replying and saying “uhhh my dog shits everywhere and destroys MY furniture”: have you considered “training”

random-brushstrokes:

Marie-Desirée Bourgoin - Sarah Bernhardt Sculpting in Her Studio (1879)

manywinged:

*forgets which letter the autopsy incision is supposed to look like and starts cutting a big ‘L’ into the cadaver’s chest*

daaaaanver:

brother-spankus:

sodom-hussein:

thenightgaunt:

only-tiktoks:

She’s 100% right.

So I work I healthcare. I’m in management. I don’t touch patients. Not qualified for that.

But I help make sure the hospital stays open and the lights stay on.

I’m also massively prounion, and pro-universal healthcare.

So that said, I hope they rip that fucking prick in the recording a new asshole. I hope the feds come after him for that HIPAA violation and they beat him so badly that the other hospital administrators only dare whisper about his fate after a few drinks.

Follow this lady’s advice. And if they are fucking you, get help and get what’s owed. No mercy.

mynnthia:

iran-contrarian:

romanceyourdemons:

the imperial chinese examinations are a godsend for enjoyers of pathetic historical men such as myself. they gave rise to so many types of guy, such as: guy who failed the examinations like forty times and despondently wrote one of the great works of chinese literature between failures; guy who failed like ten times and decided “you know what? this is bullshit. this all has to go” and started a brutal peasant uprising; guy who just barely passed and was suddenly thrown into a very high military position, which he has ABSOLUTELY no training for; and guy who failed several times, faked a degree, got hired by harvard to teach chinese, had his fake degree discovered after he got to boston, begged harvard to let him teach because otherwise it would be really embarrassing for them all, taught like seven students, and died of pneumonia

you’re forgetting that part where the guy who led that peasant revolt not only failed the exams, he failed the exams so hard he has a nervous breakdown mystical visions and decuced that he was the brother of jesus christ and he had to rid the world of demon worship (confucianism). And he and his brother had custom demon slaying swords for this exact purpose. and then peasant revolt they led ended up in 20 MILLION dead.

here are rebloggable links to more info about each imperial chinese exam failguy, courtesy of op in the comments:

1. Pu Songling:
   guy who failed the examinations like forty times and despondently wrote one of the great works of chinese literature between failures
2. Hong Xiuquan:
   guy who failed like ten times and decided “you know what? this is bullshit. this all has to go” and started a brutal peasant uprising
3. Yuan Chonghuan:
   guy who just barely passed and was suddenly thrown into a very high military position, which he has ABSOLUTELY no training for
4. Ko K'un-hua (alternate article link, in case archive.is acts up):
   guy who failed several times, faked a degree, got hired by harvard to teach chinese, had his fake degree discovered after he got to boston, begged harvard to let him teach because otherwise it would be really embarrassing for them all, taught like seven students, and died of pneumonia

princeofsparkles:

horrorshow:

boppinrobin:

ALT

You can experience life or you can be a fascist.

hometoursandotherstuff:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

clockworkdragonffxiv:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

The Glorious Violent Revolution fantasy is the Rapture for leftists.

#you heard me#I’m not kidding either#the whole thing and attitude towards is is remarkably similar#you think we haven’t noticed the almost lurid fascination and desire to watch the guillotine massacre away#in much the way that the “elect” would be sitting there watching the rest of us “sinners” burn in hellfire for a thousand years?#and how little thought is put into how you’re going to pull off this revolution without causing a famine?#or “what next”#look I have no love for the status quo as it is#but I’m going to look askance at any plan that considers a global famine “acceptable collateral damage”#and whose default response to everyone who doesn’t get in line with the program is Mister Guillotine#or really take into account that humans are quarrelsome as fuck#this isn’t me defending the status quo#this is me saying grow the fuck up#you’re not going to build a better world by murdering your way there and you can’t purge humanity of it’s bad habits with the headman’s axe

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter